“They’re Swinging At Balls In The Dirt, Like It’s Golf; Which They’ll Be Playing Soon” And Other Jokes (That Are Direct Quotes from Yankees Fans On The Radio) From Last Night
“‘Banner Day for Big East’ Sez Prez” and Other Jokes (That Double as Sad Realizations About the State of College Athletics) From Last Night
“NFL to Use Replacement Referees” and Other Jokes (Which Will Quickly Wear Out Their Welcome) From Last Night
“ESPN Ran a Segment on the Top Ten NFL Games From Last Year” and Other Jokes (Or Symbols of Impending Doom) From Last Night
“Being Proud of Yourself for Finally Getting a 4-Team Playoff in 2012” And Other Jokes From Last Night